Cyber Pundits Gifts

"Everything I have to say about politics, pal, I say on the internet."

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

"Oh, goody. More reality-based crap."

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

"Fact amnesty"

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

Meet the People of the Internet

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comment section just solved the Middle East crisis."

"The tweet you posted last night struck a chord around the world, united all factions, and basically altered the course of humanity."

"I have the new list of approved tweets."

Unsocial Networking.

Internet Commenter Magazine.

"That reminds me of the time Hamlet and I – did I mention I knew Hamlet? – Hamlet and I..."

The Lawyer of Oz

"Whatever the politicians might decide, I'm well prepared because I've got enough hate comments for the next five years!"

'Google Earth is getting SO precise! Right now, I'm zoomed in on Kathy Mangiante's face and I can tell she's had lip implants!'

"I'm getting old. . . I only got 17 hate comments!"

"To 01100010 01100010 01100101. – That is the question."

"I'll be the superhero—you be the guy arguing about him online."

"In the end we decided to name him PJZK45Mz! So we could remember our computer's password."

"Of course you have a 'right to your opinion'. That doesn't make it any less stupid."

First Church: Sunday's Topic - Thou Shalt Not Blog Against Thy Neighbour.'

'Wow, when did it start letting you 'enemy' people?'

"I'm afraid your son has been confusing 'your' and you're' when he mercilessly bullies his peers online."

Anti-Social Networking

The Twitter logo with its mouth taped shut

"At last, Twitter has a button that instantly lets you express self-righteous indignation."