"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."
Privacy Pundits Gifts
Looking for the perfect way to appreciate a privacy pundit? Discover witty, creative gifts that honor their passion for personal space and digital security. From mugs that speak volumes to art prints that make a statement, our collection is ideal for those who champion privacy in a world that's increasingly connected.
Observing Toilet Paper
The Anti-Agent
"Too crowded. Let's go."
"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"
"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."
The Circular Logic of Fascism
"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."
March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"
"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."
Next gen pregnancy tests.
Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.
"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."
"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."
"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"
'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'
'More government surveillance!'
"Yes, I'm alone."
'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'
'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'
Police Statetion
"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."
"I've added an additional response to the doc's health questionnaire. It's called 'Mind Your Own Business.'"
'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'
The Best Defense
Privacy
CCTV in church.
"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."
"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."
Presidential surveillance ass!"
"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."
We've already got one. A hidden microphone in the staff coffee area.
"We've updated our privacy policy...it's so private we can't even tell you."
Man in hospital bed, along with ECG, mmHg, being monitored is also NSA.
I Value Your Privacy, So I'm Keeping It.
Privacy Pundits Gifts Collection
Privacy Pundits Mugs
Explore our range of privacy-themed mugs—witty designs perfect for anyone passionate about personal boundaries and digital security.
Privacy Pundits Pillows
Find cozy pillows that celebrate privacy advocates—highlighting their commitment to personal space and digital security with humor and style.
Privacy Pundits Prints
Browse our art prints perfect for privacy enthusiasts—stylish reminders of the importance of boundaries and digital rights in contemporary life.
Privacy Pundits T-Shirts
Discover our privacy pundit t-shirts—clever, stylish designs that let your loved ones express their passion for digital rights and privacy.