"We’re having privacy concerns with your omniscience."
Privacy Pundit With A Twist Gifts
Looking for a gift for your privacy pundit with a twist? Discover humorous and clever products that showcase their passion for privacy, combined with a playful edge. From mugs to t-shirts, these gifts make a statement that privacy is serious business — with a dash of fun. Ideal for those who value discretion but don’t take themselves too seriously, our collection brings personality to their favorite space and adds a humorous twist to their privacy advocacy.
The Anti-Agent
"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."
"Too crowded. Let's go."
"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"
The Circular Logic of Fascism
"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."
"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."
March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"
"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."
Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.
"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."
"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"
"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."
"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."
'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'
Police Statetion
"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."
'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'
"Yes, I'm alone."
'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'
"I've added an additional response to the doc's health questionnaire. It's called 'Mind Your Own Business.'"
'More government surveillance!'
'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'
"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."
"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."
CCTV in church.
The Best Defense
Privacy
Presidential surveillance ass!"
"We've updated our privacy policy...it's so private we can't even tell you."
We've already got one. A hidden microphone in the staff coffee area.
Man in hospital bed, along with ECG, mmHg, being monitored is also NSA.
J. Edgar - F.B.Eye Lives On.
'I can assure you we take privacy concerns very seriously. Now, on your way out, shut the bloody door.'
Privacy Pundit With A Twist Gifts Collection
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