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Privacy Advocates Gifts
Looking for a thoughtful gift for someone passionate about privacy and digital rights? Our collection features humorous and meaningful items that highlight the importance of personal space and online freedom. Whether they’re advocating for stronger privacy laws or just love a clever joke, these products make a memorable gift that resonates with their values and sense of humor.
'Can't say. It's private.'
Home security.
"You don't need to come in for any more check-ups . . . we can get most of your personal information off Facebook."
"When I google myself, the only thing that comes up is my arrest record."
'Haven't they ever heard of walls around here?'
Skip the TSA scans by wearing a Burka
Obama and Cameron milking the internet.
"Let me in to look around. Just this one time and I'll never bother you again..."
"That internet connected doll you bought...I like the way it talks but kind of hate the way it listens."
"You have reached the home of Henry and Maureen Wells. If you are selling something, press 1; if you are asking for money, press 2; if you want to talk about phone service, press 3."
Cleaner interested in patient data.
"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."
'You don't need to worry about your records being sold to the highest bidder...they'll bugger it and sell them off cheap!'
"There's no such thing as free wi-fi."
How to get rid of government watchers.
Eward Snowden
"Don't mind me folks, I'm just your resident fly on the wall. . ."
"Well, I don't think it is your constitutional right to interrupt my dinner with a sales call."
New Bill to Let Police Search Practises.
Social media and privacy
'Please respect the privacy of the person in front of you'
'Of course I've done something about Lady Godiva -- I had security cameras installed all over town!'
Unhappy goldfish
Will Sell Your Data Back To You.
There's some guy in the caf
"Pardon me, but I couldn't help overhearing your conversation."
"He knows when you are sleeping. He knows when you're awake."
None of your damn business inc.
Job Application
TSA Patdowns
Beyond the Law
Making the Police State Work For Us
Giving Up a Little Privacy
"Tell me about your mother..."
Privacy Advocates Gifts Collection
Privacy Advocates Mugs
Discover our collection of privacy-themed mugs—witty, bold, and perfect for advocating personal rights over morning coffee or tea.
Privacy Advocates Pillows
Find cozy pillows that celebrate privacy and personal boundaries—bringing humor and comfort to your advocacy messages.
Privacy Advocates Prints
Browse inspiring prints that champion privacy rights and personal freedom—perfect to decorate your space with a purpose.
Privacy Advocates T-Shirts
Explore our range of privacy advocate t-shirts—funny, meaningful, and ideal for making a statement about personal space and digital freedom.