Privacy Advocates Pillows

The Ungooglable Man

'Can't say. It's private.'

Home security.

"You don't need to come in for any more check-ups . . . we can get most of your personal information off Facebook."

"When I google myself, the only thing that comes up is my arrest record."

'Haven't they ever heard of walls around here?'

Skip the TSA scans by wearing a Burka

Obama and Cameron milking the internet.

"That internet connected doll you bought...I like the way it talks but kind of hate the way it listens."

"You have reached the home of Henry and Maureen Wells. If you are selling something, press 1; if you are asking for money, press 2; if you want to talk about phone service, press 3."

Cleaner interested in patient data.

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

'You don't need to worry about your records being sold to the highest bidder...they'll bugger it and sell them off cheap!'

"There's no such thing as free wi-fi."

How to get rid of government watchers.

Eward Snowden

"Don't mind me folks, I'm just your resident fly on the wall. . ."

"Well, I don't think it is your constitutional right to interrupt my dinner with a sales call."

New Bill to Let Police Search Practises.

Social media and privacy

'Please respect the privacy of the person in front of you'

'Of course I've done something about Lady Godiva -- I had security cameras installed all over town!'

Unhappy goldfish

Will Sell Your Data Back To You.

"Pardon me, but I couldn't help overhearing your conversation."

"He knows when you are sleeping. He knows when you're awake."

None of your damn business inc.

Don't look know, but I think you're being Googled.

"...and God, if you hear my prayers, I ask that you please respect my right to privacy."

"Let's go to my place, Goldie. My parents won't spy on us."

Attention: MILE HIGH CLUBBERS - Security Cameras in Restrooms.

"Your 'Big Brother' just 'friended' me."

"We've been told to inform you that the NSA, FBI, CIA, nor any other government agency cares what you say or do."

Next gen pregnancy tests.

"I am here on behalf of a concerned caller, why are you wearing shorts in winter?"