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The Ungooglable Man

'Can't say. It's private.'

Home security.

"You don't need to come in for any more check-ups . . . we can get most of your personal information off Facebook."

"When I google myself, the only thing that comes up is my arrest record."

'Haven't they ever heard of walls around here?'

Skip the TSA scans by wearing a Burka

Obama and Cameron milking the internet.

"Let me in to look around. Just this one time and I'll never bother you again..."

"That internet connected doll you bought...I like the way it talks but kind of hate the way it listens."

"You have reached the home of Henry and Maureen Wells. If you are selling something, press 1; if you are asking for money, press 2; if you want to talk about phone service, press 3."

Cleaner interested in patient data.

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

'You don't need to worry about your records being sold to the highest bidder...they'll bugger it and sell them off cheap!'

"There's no such thing as free wi-fi."

How to get rid of government watchers.

Eward Snowden

"Don't mind me folks, I'm just your resident fly on the wall. . ."

"Well, I don't think it is your constitutional right to interrupt my dinner with a sales call."

New Bill to Let Police Search Practises.

Social media and privacy

'Please respect the privacy of the person in front of you'

'Of course I've done something about Lady Godiva -- I had security cameras installed all over town!'

Unhappy goldfish

Will Sell Your Data Back To You.

There's some guy in the caf

"Pardon me, but I couldn't help overhearing your conversation."

"He knows when you are sleeping. He knows when you're awake."

None of your damn business inc.

Job Application

TSA Patdowns

Beyond the Law

Making the Police State Work For Us

Giving Up a Little Privacy

"Tell me about your mother..."