Privacy Advocate T-Shirts

Due to privacy concerns Santa no longer sees you when you're sleeping, or when you're awake.

Utopia - a necessarily restrictive and conformist social structure.

'Somehow your medical records got faxed to a complete stranger. He has no idea what's wrong with you either.'

"Your medical records are safe with us. We take patient privacy very seriously."

In Case Of Whistle-blower Break Glass.

'It's a memory stick with the name and address of every child on the planet.'

"You wear it on your wrist and it hacks - I mean, tracks - all your personal data."

'The new hidden cameras will allow us to see if anyone is violating our privacy policy by reading someone else's email.'

'We abide by HIPAA laws to protect your privacy.'

"We need to start listening to our customers."

Watching The Watchers.

"I thought that sperm-bank donors remained anonymous."

'I can't say exactly where we are, but I'm pretty confident it's British territory,'

Stethoscope line.

Medical records privacy

'If anyone wants me, I'll be in my office reading everyone's personal e-mail.'

"Dress it up all you want – it's still and invasion of my privacy."

'Under privacy rules, I can't tell you anything about your condition. You'll have to find out yourself from a medical web site.'

Man reading a book in the library. Notices a man next to him reading all book about spying.

"At this point, my privacy needs are interfering with my intimacy goals."

'That was a very interesting cell phone conversation. Thanks for sharing it with me.'

'They take patient privacy so seriously around here they encrypt your name!'

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say may be used against you in a court of law, newspapers, periodicals, radio, television, all electronic media, and technologies yet to be invented."

"At least they're not micromanaging you anymore."

"I am now cutting all my rude remarks about the patient from her file."

Sign reads: 'Small town ahead - don't believe a word you heard.'

"Facebook is offering to do my taxes for me this year. They say it will be quick and convenient because they've already gathered all the information they need."

'This is not going to look too good on your record: complaining about invasion of privacy.'

'You've been spying on our employees for a year... What are your conclusions?'

'It's the NSA. They'd like you to put on some pants.'

Identity thieves in jail.

'I'm a company director too, but I'm not letting my home address go on public record.'

'The residents of Soham are begging for privacy....I want it on pages three, four, six and eight..and I want PICTURES.'

"This is nice. But wouldn't you feel safer under video surveillance?"

"Ever since you yelled at me I've been getting ads from divorce lawyers."