Internet Commentator Gifts

'You have won a free course on avoiding internet scams!! Send ?500 to register.'

'He's switched from tweeting on Twitter to growling on a new social media site called Growler. Suits him better.'

"I'm starting a Kickstarter campaign to fund a rival to Kickstarter."

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comment section just solved the Middle East crisis."

"I'll be the superhero—you be the guy arguing about him online."

"When I was growing up, we had a crazy lady in town who always spread rumors and gave bad advice! I think she invented the internet."

'I love the internet because it gives us more media to bash.'

Anti-Social Networking

Unsocial Networking.

Antonio had decided to self-publish his internet rants and babbles because he wanted to reach a more serious readership.

"What... This politician said 'good morning?!' How can this bloke know it's a good one?? I don't accept this kind of governmental paternalism and arrogance any longer!"

"Your profile picture is a person of color? What kind of racist blackface crap is that???!"

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

Support the Ex-Troops

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

Torturing the English Language

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

Wifi in Hell

Press Freedom

The Working Woman's Magazine

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"

Government a la Carte

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

Our Two Parties, Explained

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

Real Life/Surreal Life

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'