Cloud Commentator Gifts

"I'm not unhappy, just surprised at all the other denominations that are here."

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

"It's a good show, but I'm pretty sure it's a limited series."

'Maximising shareholder value doesn't count.'

'Will you stick to the script!!!'

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comment section just solved the Middle East crisis."

"The first three chapters read like they were written by some guy on a couch."

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

'No, I'm not writing to Santa, I'm writing a blog questioning the validity of Santa, since he has no web presence.'

Unsocial Networking.

The national cartoonists' speech-bubble strike enters its 2nd week...

"Is it always so cloudy?"

"Say what you like about Hell, at least they have solid floors."

"It's too academic."

"Whatever the politicians might decide, I'm well prepared because I've got enough hate comments for the next five years!"

"It was just a near-death experience, but while you're here, would you help me with this computer?"

'If this is really Heaven, why do you have a desk job?'

"He wasn't quite dark enough to name 'midnight' so I named him ten o'clock."

"I'll be the superhero—you be the guy arguing about him online."

"I'm getting old. . . I only got 17 hate comments!"

'If it's sympathy you're after... forget it !'

"After he got his cell phone, I'm only his second-best friend!"

"What's the wi-fi like?"

'Some settling of contents may have occurred over the past 15 years.'

'Wow, when did it start letting you 'enemy' people?'