Canvas Commentator Gifts

"One lyrical landscape—heavy on the Wyeth, light on the Expressionism."

"It's too academic."

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

(Camel paintings)

Cat with Nine Still Lives

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

'Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!'

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

Art Plagiarism

"It's called 'Sold'."

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

Pundits

'Will you stick to the script!!!'

"The first three chapters read like they were written by some guy on a couch."

Trash-talkin' artists

Chicken standing on a platform on a stage with three horns in front of it and wearing a top hat; a sign on the side of the platform reads "National Endowment for the Arts - Seal of Approval."

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comment section just solved the Middle East crisis."

Artist painting a cat.

"Apparently he only uses fugitive colours."

'No, I'm not writing to Santa, I'm writing a blog questioning the validity of Santa, since he has no web presence.'

"I'm doing a Kickstopper project!" "What?" "I was going to write a book... but do we really need another book in this world? So... Kickstopper—people donate money to stop me from writing. I won't write it so I'll never ask you to read it. I'd pay money to not read your book. Thanks." "You're welcome." "I'm also starting projects to not start a band, not write poetry and not tell you about my dreams."

The national cartoonists' speech-bubble strike enters its 2nd week...

The painting Painter

Unsocial Networking.

'The Chinese are using their currency as a weapon!' - 'Yeah - they have an ATM bomb!'

"I'm not unhappy, just surprised at all the other denominations that are here."

'And now, an NBS News Special Investigative Report: Why doesn't President Obama get the respect and support he deserves?'

London Fashion Week.

Painter Sheltering Under His Canvas.

'Apparently he only uses fugitive colours.'

"He wasn't quite dark enough to name 'midnight' so I named him ten o'clock."