Chess Commentator Gifts

'Excuse me for staring, but we don't get to see a lot of royalty around these parts.'

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

'Cartoonist thinking'

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

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"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

Sports Radio in Crisis

The National Institute for Advanced Talk-Show Punditry.

Tree of Public Opinion.

"Lord, save my ass from this Russia debacle, please!"

Carl Shurz's attacks on President Grant are 'Played Out'

'I can not get this game, the pieces all move like cats.'

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

Pundits

And now, for a rebuttal.

Man playing chess from his parked car.

'Oh man, he just nailed that triple entendre... that all but guarantees him a medal.'

'Will you stick to the script!!!'

'Do you want to be red Tory or blue Labour?'

The United States of Amazement