Court Commentator Gifts

Looking for a gift for a court commentator? Our unique collection features witty mugs, clever t-shirts, cozy pillows, and art prints that celebrate their passion for legal analysis and lively courtroom descriptions. Whether they’re a journalist, a legal enthusiast, or a professional in the field, our products add a touch of humor and personality to their everyday accessories. Surprise them with something that speaks their language—perfect for their desk, wardrobe, or home. Bring a smile to the court commentator in your life with gifts crafted to honor their sharp mind and love for courtroom drama.

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"Maybe we should have filed a friend of the court brief, too."

"Maybe we should have filed a friend of the court brief, too." mockup

"Maybe we should have filed a friend of the court brief, too."

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'Seven year jail sentence?' - 'The good news is you'll have time to write a book about it.'

'Seven year jail sentence?' - 'The good news is you'll have time to write a book about it.' mockup

'Seven year jail sentence?' - 'The good news is you'll have time to write a book about it.'

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"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor." mockup

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

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"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney." mockup

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

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"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President." mockup

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

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'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!' mockup

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

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"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse." mockup

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

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'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.' mockup

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

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"I think I'm as patient as the next person, but my husband wouldn't stop saying 'yo,' so I shot him."

"I think I'm as patient as the next person, but my husband wouldn't stop saying 'yo,' so I shot him." mockup

"I think I'm as patient as the next person, but my husband wouldn't stop saying 'yo,' so I shot him."

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'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.' mockup

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

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"Your honor, I intend to put the system on trial."

"Your honor, I intend to put the system on trial." mockup

"Your honor, I intend to put the system on trial."

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"Not guilty"

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Pundits

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'I bet this is going to be another round of criminal bashing, isn't it?'

'I bet this is going to be another round of criminal bashing, isn't it?' mockup

'I bet this is going to be another round of criminal bashing, isn't it?'

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"Objections overruled...I also think the defendent looks extremly dodgy"

"Objections overruled...I also think the defendent looks extremly dodgy" mockup

"Objections overruled...I also think the defendent looks extremly dodgy"

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Robert Macaire as a Barrister

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"Not guilty by virtue of reasonable doubt."

"Not guilty by virtue of reasonable doubt." mockup

"Not guilty by virtue of reasonable doubt."

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'I was afraid cameras in the court would lead to this.'

'I was afraid cameras in the court would lead to this.' mockup

'I was afraid cameras in the court would lead to this.'

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"If the 'Disorderly Conduct' charge is dropped, your Honor, my client will plead guilty to the lesser charge of 'Zany Antics'."

"If the 'Disorderly Conduct' charge is dropped, your Honor, my client will plead guilty to the lesser charge of 'Zany Antics'." mockup

"If the 'Disorderly Conduct' charge is dropped, your Honor, my client will plead guilty to the lesser charge of 'Zany Antics'."

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Clarence Thomas

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"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."

"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."

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