Court Commentator Pillows

"Maybe we should have filed a friend of the court brief, too."

'Seven year jail sentence?' - 'The good news is you'll have time to write a book about it.'

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

"I think I'm as patient as the next person, but my husband wouldn't stop saying 'yo,' so I shot him."

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

"Your honor, I intend to put the system on trial."

"Not guilty"

Pundits

'I bet this is going to be another round of criminal bashing, isn't it?'

"Objections overruled...I also think the defendent looks extremly dodgy"

Robert Macaire as a Barrister

"Not guilty by virtue of reasonable doubt."

'I was afraid cameras in the court would lead to this.'

"If the 'Disorderly Conduct' charge is dropped, your Honor, my client will plead guilty to the lesser charge of 'Zany Antics'."

Clarence Thomas

"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."

'No, I'm not writing to Santa, I'm writing a blog questioning the validity of Santa, since he has no web presence.'

'I need some time off. I just discovered that I'm suing myself.'

"My client pleads not guilty, by reason that everyone else is doing it."

Executioner forgetting his glasses.

Audiovisual law

"It's too academic."

'So I'll see you in court tomorrow afternoon...and bring your toothbrush.'

'And now, an NBS News Special Investigative Report: Why doesn't President Obama get the respect and support he deserves?'

"Hi from the US Supreme Court conservative majority...we hope you're all enjoying this campaign season!"

Supreme court chairs with IV bags

'As it turned out, circumstantial evidence was all they needed.'