Chess Enthusiast With A Sense Of Humor Gifts

New chess piece: Cat - It can go wherever it wants, or not go anywhere at all.

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

To attract a bigger audience, the world chess federation allow fans to distract an opponent when it's his move.

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

"Ohhh...pick me pick me!!"

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

Target your message

'I think they're up to something.'

Prawn Amend

"Frankly, we’re concerned about your checkered past."

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

'Checkmate I think!'

Peer-reviewed journal publication.

'Well, I'll say this: when the new boss came on board, it was a real game-changer for all of us!'

'Checkmate!'

Bee Chess

'I can not get this game, the pieces all move like cats.'

Man playing chess from his parked car.

Competitive tic-tac-toe

'Some game dog you are. That's the fifth time in a row you've fallen for the King's Gambit.'

Bored Baker

Chess on TV

'Do you want to be red Tory or blue Labour?'

Trojan Chess

"Once inside, the pawns will jump out and take them by surprise."

Kosovo.

Pawn Stars

'I must have that painting for my office.'

'It's not cheating...My king is Henry VIII.'

"They grow up so quickly."

"Very funny."