Chess Fanatic Gifts

Chess players covered in cobwebs

"Whoa! I just scanned that giant QR code and it took me to some chess website!"

"You know, on second thought I do believe that is checkmate!"

"I give up!"

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

Evolution.

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

To attract a bigger audience, the world chess federation allow fans to distract an opponent when it's his move.

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

'Herb will provide one of his concise interpretations of the quarterly sales charts.'

The Hockey World

"And this is where we all gave up."

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

'I think they're up to something.'

Humanities 101. I hear you're reading Greek plays in there. Yeah, it's a real Medea blitz!

Target your message

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

Prawn Amend

'Dewey, come look! This is so cute. The kids are playing wii hockey.'

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"Frankly, we’re concerned about your checkered past."

'Checkmate I think!'

Peer-reviewed journal publication.

'Well, I'll say this: when the new boss came on board, it was a real game-changer for all of us!'

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

'Checkmate!'

'I can not get this game, the pieces all move like cats.'

Pokemon Get Lost

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

Bee Chess