Chess Fan Gifts

'Robots helping seniors.'

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

Sweep the board.

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

Target your message

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

'I think they're up to something.'

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

'Checkmate I think!'

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"Frankly, we’re concerned about your checkered past."

Man and brain

Prawn Amend

Peer-reviewed journal publication.

'Well, I'll say this: when the new boss came on board, it was a real game-changer for all of us!'

'Checkmate!'

"It's a 12 inch chess board - the game's a foot."

The Real March of the Penguins.

Bee Chess

Existential Risk

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

AIDS prevention

'I can not get this game, the pieces all move like cats.'

Competitive tic-tac-toe

Man playing chess from his parked car.

Bored Baker

Syria