Chess Lover Gifts

Peer-reviewed journal publication.

'Well, I'll say this: when the new boss came on board, it was a real game-changer for all of us!'

'If you say 'your moove' one more time, I'm taking my chess set and going.'

"Love the exposed chessboard."

'Check, mate.'

WWE Chess

Blind Man playing chess with guide dog

"I've locked myself out of my phone for an hour—I'm trying to be more present."

Great, We got a drama queen.

'I think they're up to something.'

Chess club closed sign.

'Checkmate I think!'

The Games Politicians Play

"He has ambiguous feelings about our cause."

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

To attract a bigger audience, the world chess federation allow fans to distract an opponent when it's his move.

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

'Barb had her stomach replaced with a mouse's stomach to help her eat less.'

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

American style Greek cafe.

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

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A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."