Classic Chess Lover Gifts

'Aha, this is exactly the same opening position as Botvinnick versus Capablanca in Rotterdam 1938.'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

To attract a bigger audience, the world chess federation allow fans to distract an opponent when it's his move.

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

'I think they're up to something.'

"If you don't stop saying 'This whole game is a charade!' we're going home."

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

Tic-tac-toe

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Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

Prawn Amend

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

'Checkmate I think!'

"Frankly, we’re concerned about your checkered past."

Peer-reviewed journal publication.

'Well, I'll say this: when the new boss came on board, it was a real game-changer for all of us!'

'Checkmate!'

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.

'I can not get this game, the pieces all move like cats.'

Bee Chess

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

Competitive tic-tac-toe

Man playing chess from his parked car.

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Chess on TV

Bored Baker

Trojan Chess

Kosovo.

'It's not cheating...My king is Henry VIII.'