Classic Chess Lover T-Shirts

'Aha, this is exactly the same opening position as Botvinnick versus Capablanca in Rotterdam 1938.'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

Target your message

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

"If you don't stop saying 'This whole game is a charade!' we're going home."

'I think they're up to something.'

Tic-tac-toe

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

'Checkmate I think!'

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

Prawn Amend

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"Frankly, we’re concerned about your checkered past."

Peer-reviewed journal publication.

'Well, I'll say this: when the new boss came on board, it was a real game-changer for all of us!'

'Checkmate!'

'I can not get this game, the pieces all move like cats.'

Bee Chess

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

Man playing chess from his parked car.

Competitive tic-tac-toe

Chess on TV

'Some game dog you are. That's the fifth time in a row you've fallen for the King's Gambit.'

Pawn Stars

Kosovo.

Bored Baker

'I must have that painting for my office.'

'It's not cheating...My king is Henry VIII.'