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Forgive them father, they know not what they do.

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

To attract a bigger audience, the world chess federation allow fans to distract an opponent when it's his move.

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

Target your message

'I think they're up to something.'

Prawn Amend

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"Frankly, we’re concerned about your checkered past."

'Checkmate I think!'

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

Peer-reviewed journal publication.

'Well, I'll say this: when the new boss came on board, it was a real game-changer for all of us!'

'Checkmate!'

Bee Chess

'I can not get this game, the pieces all move like cats.'

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

'We know it's good...we had an excellent ghost writer.'

Man playing chess from his parked car.

Competitive tic-tac-toe

'Some game dog you are. That's the fifth time in a row you've fallen for the King's Gambit.'

Chess on TV

Bored Baker

'Do you want to be red Tory or blue Labour?'

Trojan Chess

"They grow up so quickly."

"Once inside, the pawns will jump out and take them by surprise."

Kosovo.

Pawn Stars

'I must have that painting for my office.'

'It's not cheating...My king is Henry VIII.'