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'Cheetah!'

New Chess Pieces

What's your strategy?

'I don't know that using a new opening in a chess match makes you a risk taker.'

On the Eve of his epic defeat by 'Deep Blue', Garry Kasparove awoke to an ominous warning,

'Mr. Barnes is expecting you, but he's currently in a chess game. So, he'll be with you in a few minutes, or several hours.'

'Checkmate...I think.'

Competitive tic-tac-toe

"We are done...here comes the mate!"

'Checkmate!'

"It is only since the attempted coup that you have developed this morbid fear of chess pieces?"

God slave the Queen!!!

"I guess it all comes down to how much you want that cup of tea."

The Godfather Sends Chess Master Bobby Fischer a Message. . .

The Chess Master's Brain

Chess

'What would Deep Blue do in a position like this?'

Trojan Chess

"Elvin Perkins to Square E-5"

"Check, please."

'Chess Masters.'

'National Public Television now presents 'Monday Night Chess'!'

COWS: Cow chess

Otters are Playful Creatures.

Man on desert island with a chess set.

'I think you'll find that's checkmate for you too, Sir.'

"Maybe you're playing too much chess. I see a bunny rabbit and you see the Nimzo Indian Defense."

'It's not cheating...My king is Henry VIII.'

'Aha, this is exactly the same opening position as Botvinnick versus Capablanca in Rotterdam 1938.'

Alternate poker rules. Your ace is no good here. We're chess pieces so nothing is better than a king.

King Takes Prawn

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

The wonderful world of cheese.

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."