Chess Enthusiast With Divine Inspiration Pillows

Forgive them father, they know not what they do.

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

'I think they're up to something.'

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Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

"Frankly, we’re concerned about your checkered past."

Prawn Amend

'Checkmate I think!'

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

Peer-reviewed journal publication.

'Well, I'll say this: when the new boss came on board, it was a real game-changer for all of us!'

'Checkmate!'

'I can not get this game, the pieces all move like cats.'

Bee Chess

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

'We know it's good...we had an excellent ghost writer.'

Competitive tic-tac-toe

Man playing chess from his parked car.

Trojan Chess

'Some game dog you are. That's the fifth time in a row you've fallen for the King's Gambit.'

'It's not cheating...My king is Henry VIII.'

'Do you want to be red Tory or blue Labour?'

'It's true that money can't buy everything, Caldwell, but it's not healthy to dwell on it.'

Bored Baker

'I must have that painting for my office.'

"They grow up so quickly."

Kosovo.

Chess on TV

Pawn Stars

"Once inside, the pawns will jump out and take them by surprise."