Angelic Chess Buffs Pillows

God giving simultaneous chess exhibition in Heaven

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

To attract a bigger audience, the world chess federation allow fans to distract an opponent when it's his move.

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

Target your message

'I think they're up to something.'

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

"Frankly, we’re concerned about your checkered past."

'My goodness, how many miricle drugs did they give you?'

'Checkmate I think!'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

Peer-reviewed journal publication.

'Well, I'll say this: when the new boss came on board, it was a real game-changer for all of us!'

'Checkmate!'

Bee Chess

'I can not get this game, the pieces all move like cats.'

Competitive tic-tac-toe

Man playing chess from his parked car.

'It's not cheating...My king is Henry VIII.'

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

God's failing sales chart in evidence at meeting. God says 'Okay, any ideas?'

'Do you want to be red Tory or blue Labour?'

Trojan Chess

"They grow up so quickly."

'I must have that painting for my office.'

Chess on TV

Kosovo.

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'Maybe it's me, but I have a feeling we're being used as pawns.'

Chess player looking dazed playing computer,"He's crashed."

"He was right, you know - a queen can move as many spaces as she likes."

I don't know … some days it all feels like a big game.