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God giving simultaneous chess exhibition in Heaven

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

'I think they're up to something.'

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

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A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

'Checkmate I think!'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"Frankly, we’re concerned about your checkered past."

'My goodness, how many miricle drugs did they give you?'

Peer-reviewed journal publication.

'Well, I'll say this: when the new boss came on board, it was a real game-changer for all of us!'

'Checkmate!'

Bee Chess

'I can not get this game, the pieces all move like cats.'

Man playing chess from his parked car.

Competitive tic-tac-toe

Trojan Chess

"They grow up so quickly."

'Do you want to be red Tory or blue Labour?'

God's failing sales chart in evidence at meeting. God says 'Okay, any ideas?'

'I must have that painting for my office.'

Chess on TV

Kosovo.

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

'It's not cheating...My king is Henry VIII.'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'Maybe it's me, but I have a feeling we're being used as pawns.'

Chess player looking dazed playing computer,"He's crashed."

"He was right, you know - a queen can move as many spaces as she likes."