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Bee Chess

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

To attract a bigger audience, the world chess federation allow fans to distract an opponent when it's his move.

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

'I think they're up to something.'

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

Target your message

"Frankly, we’re concerned about your checkered past."

'Checkmate I think!'

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

Peer-reviewed journal publication.

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

'Well, I'll say this: when the new boss came on board, it was a real game-changer for all of us!'

'Checkmate!'

'I can not get this game, the pieces all move like cats.'

"Get out here Phil! The outside ideas are far better than the inside ones were!"

Man playing chess from his parked car.

Competitive tic-tac-toe

Celebrity anagrams: Is a salt water rat (Answer: Alastair Stewart)

Trojan Chess

Dog fetches dice

Chess on TV

'It's not cheating...My king is Henry VIII.'

"They grow up so quickly."

'Do you want to be red Tory or blue Labour?'

'I must have that painting for my office.'

Kosovo.

'Maybe it's me, but I have a feeling we're being used as pawns.'

"He was right, you know - a queen can move as many spaces as she likes."

Chess player looking dazed playing computer,"He's crashed."