Canvas Chatter Gifts

"This is a piece of crap."

(Camel paintings)

"He's an abstract artist."

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

'Are you done yet?'

"It says here that study claims chimps and humans are 96% the same. What's your thoughts Derek?"

Art Plagiarism

'I love these afternoon jam sessions.'

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

"It's called 'Sold'."

Creator's Block

I'm color blind, please help.

Trash-talkin' artists

"We just can't justify the expense of cheese, let alone the upkeep of the maze."

A depressed artist imagines a drawing, but it turns black.

'This one's titled, 'Artist's Block'.'

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

The painting Painter

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

"It's too academic."

"I suffer for my art..."

"I've got to admit, this landscape painting is much easier than I thought."

'Apparently he only uses fugitive colours.'

Painter Sheltering Under His Canvas.

Art Gallery: All my own work.

'What's that supposed to mean!?!'

'The reason I never finish my homework is that I spend too much time tweeting about how I have too much homework.'

'I didn't get a grant.'

'See you tomorrow!' says artist to the fruit that has been posing for him.

'Unfortunately, he's very productive in paintings, not money.'

"Doctor, I find you very easy to talk to."

'I accidentally sent this week's data charts to the 3-D printer.'

'I really don't miss the water cooler.'

Academicians discussing the admitance of Pre-Raphaelites