Chart Chatter Gifts

'I accidentally sent this week's data charts to the 3-D printer.'

Sales chart is buildings in background.

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

"Right, before we look at the covid figures for today, do we need another sheet of paper?"

"Uh-Oh..."

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is, none of us will be alive then.'

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

ACME Balloon Company.

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report."

"I will now fend off questions from the audience."

"Thank you, Harris - I get the picture."

Business cartoon showing sales declining so much that they bounce off the floor.

"I never dreamed I'd ever enjoy watching my figure this much."

'Perkins, you really know to suck the joy out of a 3rd quarter report.'

'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'

'And right here they merged...'

"I'm sorry, JB, we still haven't worked out how we did it."

"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

Pie Charts, Inc.

"Oh, I can't complain"

"We've met our target on a 25% uplift in sales but that still leaves us 100% bankrupt."

Man rotates profit chart so it shows growth not loss.

'This is why we can't have nice things... '

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

"And here is where we started putting profits before people."

Despite the economic downturn, sales are as good as ever.

Dragon Graph

'Your tweets have quite a following.'

Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD