Cloud Critic Gifts

'Maximising shareholder value doesn't count.'

"Is it always so cloudy?"

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

'What I don't like about computers is that you can't fire them.'

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

"This computer program is very intuitive. It automatically calls me when you do something stupid."

'I had every intention of giving you your pay check, Ken, but the payroll computer has decided you don't deserve it.'

Meet the People of the Internet

"We'll always hate Paris."

"I'm an atheist. I don't believe in programmers."

'Corporations' studying a city for its 'pros' and 'cons'

"I'm not unhappy, just surprised at all the other denominations that are here."

Internet Commenter Magazine.

National Archives

Urban Development - Cutting down trees and naming streets after them.

'So, Pluto, you prefer the term 'little planet' to 'dwarf planet.' Is that correct?'

'I hate bird watching in the city.'

Gentrification vs Manchester...

'She's responsible for the smoking ban.'

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

"Sometimes, on a clear day, you can actually see a tree..!"

"Run! It's Armagluten!"

"Of course you have a 'right to your opinion'. That doesn't make it any less stupid."

"Are you sure these comment cards are anonymous?"

"Put that stupid phone away and look at the beautiful colors!"

'It's that plan to re-introduce wildlife into their original territory.'

Mobsourcing

"I'm afraid your son has been confusing 'your' and you're' when he mercilessly bullies his peers online."

'Have you considered having double glacier installed?'

"At last, Twitter has a button that instantly lets you express self-righteous indignation."

Anti-Social Networking

Lonely Trump Rally in Tulsa