Cloud Critic Pillows

'Maximising shareholder value doesn't count.'

"Is it always so cloudy?"

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

'What I don't like about computers is that you can't fire them.'

SF NO

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

"This computer program is very intuitive. It automatically calls me when you do something stupid."

'I had every intention of giving you your pay check, Ken, but the payroll computer has decided you don't deserve it.'

"We'll always hate Paris."

Meet the People of the Internet

The Cloud

Internet Commenter Magazine.

"I'm an atheist. I don't believe in programmers."

"I'm not unhappy, just surprised at all the other denominations that are here."

'Corporations' studying a city for its 'pros' and 'cons'

National Archives

Gentrification vs Manchester...

'I hate bird watching in the city.'

'She's responsible for the smoking ban.'

'So, Pluto, you prefer the term 'little planet' to 'dwarf planet.' Is that correct?'

Urban Development - Cutting down trees and naming streets after them.

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

Facebookdead

"Sometimes, on a clear day, you can actually see a tree..!"

"Put that stupid phone away and look at the beautiful colors!"

"Are you sure these comment cards are anonymous?"

"Of course you have a 'right to your opinion'. That doesn't make it any less stupid."

Mobsourcing

"Run! It's Armagluten!"

'It's that plan to re-introduce wildlife into their original territory.'

"I'm afraid your son has been confusing 'your' and you're' when he mercilessly bullies his peers online."

Anti-Social Networking

"At last, Twitter has a button that instantly lets you express self-righteous indignation."

That rant of yours about how nobody has any privacy anymore just showed up on YouTube.