Ice Critic Gifts

'Have you considered having double glacier installed?'

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

'Maximising shareholder value doesn't count.'

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

"And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?"

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

"Can you hear me now?"

Cop Shop/Fake evidence/Plant now for spring.

'How long have you had this obsessive hatred of cats?'

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

'To much orange.'

Supremacist Court

'In the modern world manufacturing takes place in China. Most R&D is one in South Korea and support and logistics is based in India.'

Cocooning: "I still don't understand what's so cosy about it."

Big oil.

"Is it always so cloudy?"

'Is it me or do these new led street lights wash out the reds and yellows?'

"Well, certainly his claim seems justified , but if we paid off every justified claim what kind of insurance company would we be?"

Focus Groupies

'I've got a really important meeting today, so give me something that will get me so drunk no one will want to mess with me.'

"Don't be fooled, it looks easy but I've yet to meet a dog who's mastered it."

Sick Exhibitionist

"It's little Pharma. Want some baby aspirin?"

"It's off-white, but a little too off. It may get very tiring. What do you think?"

'And in today's health market - coffee is up, fats are mixed, and sugar continues its downward slide.'

"Run! It's Armagluten!"

'Well, I don't trust a laws system that makes it possible for a guy like me to leave the courtroom as a free man.'

"A cat wouldn't answer."

'Thanks to me, you can save the money for the cat food from now on and put it into more reasonable investments!'

"Sure, you used to be a YouTube sensation. But what have you done lately."

Flowers of Pollution

Some other drugs you may enjoy.

Lawyers - He defends widows and orphans, unless he is attacking widows and orphans

'This tasted a lot better at the trade show, Sammy.'