Ocean Critic Gifts

"It's all become so Disneyfied."

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

"Technically, it's a mammal."

But does he dust anything at our home? Noooo

Killer whale with dead trainer

Fisherman tricks a visitor into thinking a huge buoy is a fishing float for giant fish.

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

A man sprays a bug in an organic foods shop.

'I'm too small for my age: I keep being rejected...'

Ship of fools.

"And make sure you give me a paper straw... gotta do my bit for the planet."

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

Bulltoon: Insatiabull.

Pussycat says to Owl: 'This is rubbish, can we PLEASE do Ibiza next year?'

"I'm telling you...the more we hang-out on land, the sooner we can evolve into shark people."

Ship's anchor with drainplug.

'How was your date?'

Monsanto

'It's bad enough that the stupid cruise ship didn't pick us up...'

"I didn't design mankind to be a short-sighted, self-destructive, ravening plague upon their planet. They figured that out all on their own."

'It's very sad really - all he seems to want is closure.'

Hooked . . . to oil.

'Nice Shooting.'

'You've got to overcome your dependency on fossil fuels.'

'An authentic Viking experience, you said. The cruise of a lifetime, you said. It'll be awesome, you said.'

Blood and oil on African soil

Mom! The maid is hiding dust under Grandma again!

"Can you believe my parents? Taking a 2-week cruise on my future inheritance!"

'In retrospect, we should never have booked this titanic-themed cruise.'

'Have you considered having double glacier installed?'

''No tarball left behind' sounds good, but will it work?'

"We start out as bottom fish and just seem to stay here."

Disagreeing with the ref's decision.