Earth Critic Gifts

Yeah, I can hold it until we find a cleaner place to stop.

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

SF NO

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

Using public relations to change perspective about the oil spill in the Gulf...

'I see the rebranded mobile methadone project got underway.'

"We'll always hate Paris."

'It's the council's flood defence system.'

A man sprays a bug in an organic foods shop.

'Corporations' studying a city for its 'pros' and 'cons'

"What a coincidence, this letter complaining about our paper mill polluting the river is written on notepaper printed there...."

'I hate bird watching in the city.'

Gentrification vs Manchester...

Bulltoon: Insatiabull.

"And make sure you give me a paper straw... gotta do my bit for the planet."

"Good Evening. . . would you like to hear about our 'America has too many regulations' specials . . . ?"

"Sometimes, on a clear day, you can actually see a tree..!"

'It's that plan to re-introduce wildlife into their original territory.'

Foreclosure.

Monsanto

'Nice Shooting.'

"I didn't design mankind to be a short-sighted, self-destructive, ravening plague upon their planet. They figured that out all on their own."

Pat Buchanan - Political Commentator.

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

First Cynic in Space

'Elm and Oak? The streets were named after trees that were here before the developers cut them down.'

Climate change snow globe...

Who's really behind all one-star national parks reviews.

"I don't care about the money. I just hate trees."

'Have you considered having double glacier installed?'

"I hate these tower blocks. . ."

''No tarball left behind' sounds good, but will it work?'

'I gotta knock 'em all down, but don't worry, we're going to name all the streets after trees.'

Building an inferiority complex - debate over land use.