Earth Critic Gifts

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

Using public relations to change perspective about the oil spill in the Gulf...

"We'll always hate Paris."

'I see the rebranded mobile methadone project got underway.'

'It's the council's flood defence system.'

'Corporations' studying a city for its 'pros' and 'cons'

A man sprays a bug in an organic foods shop.

"What a coincidence, this letter complaining about our paper mill polluting the river is written on notepaper printed there...."

"And make sure you give me a paper straw... gotta do my bit for the planet."

Bulltoon: Insatiabull.

'I hate bird watching in the city.'

Gentrification vs Manchester...

"Good Evening. . . would you like to hear about our 'America has too many regulations' specials . . . ?"

"Sometimes, on a clear day, you can actually see a tree..!"

First Cynic in Space

Foreclosure.

'It's that plan to re-introduce wildlife into their original territory.'

Pat Buchanan - Political Commentator.

"I didn't design mankind to be a short-sighted, self-destructive, ravening plague upon their planet. They figured that out all on their own."

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

'Nice Shooting.'

'Elm and Oak? The streets were named after trees that were here before the developers cut them down.'

Who's really behind all one-star national parks reviews.

''No tarball left behind' sounds good, but will it work?'

"I don't care about the money. I just hate trees."

Climate change snow globe...

"I hate these tower blocks. . ."

'Have you considered having double glacier installed?'

'I gotta knock 'em all down, but don't worry, we're going to name all the streets after trees.'

Building an inferiority complex - debate over land use.

'I pose as a concerned citizen, but actually I couldn't miss the golden marmoset if it did become extinct.'