Green Critic Gifts

I'm now a green candidate. All my lies are 100% recycled from my last campaign.

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

'I see the rebranded mobile methadone project got underway.'

'It's the council's flood defence system.'

A man sprays a bug in an organic foods shop.

"And make sure you give me a paper straw... gotta do my bit for the planet."

Bulltoon: Insatiabull.

"How much energy did you use to create me? I wasn't awakened with nuclear power, was I?..."

"I didn't design mankind to be a short-sighted, self-destructive, ravening plague upon their planet. They figured that out all on their own."

Pat Buchanan - Political Commentator.

'Nice Shooting.'

Fake ecologist

"It makes me feel sort of... guilty!"

'Elm and Oak? The streets were named after trees that were here before the developers cut them down.'

"I don't care about the money. I just hate trees."

"Excellent, an unkept garden! Obviously not a keen gardener so the chances of us being poisoned here are low..."

''No tarball left behind' sounds good, but will it work?'

Smoking world.

"I hate these tower blocks. . ."

'Grandpa, tell us again how the environmentalists won the election of 2012!'

Mom! The maid is hiding dust under Grandma again!

"Hey, hon - they published my article."

'I gotta knock 'em all down, but don't worry, we're going to name all the streets after trees.'

Building an inferiority complex - debate over land use.

'Entering Krentville -Dystopia of the northeast'

'I pose as a concerned citizen, but actually I couldn't miss the golden marmoset if it did become extinct.'

'If they carried spoons, the world would be a safer place.'

First and last day as oil company spokesman...

The Plight of Urban Encroachment

GOP Environmental Stink Tank - G.W. Bush National Forest.

Political Parties in Rival Tree Planting Pledges