Green Technology Critic Gifts

'Chairman ISSA, all that, you missed your target...'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

Solar Frankenstein

Environmentalist Brainstorm

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

Solar Panel

"AI chat bot"

Social media and censorship...

'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.'

Modern Life Blues

Feel alienated by technology? Tell me more. Press 1 for yes, 2 for no.

Landing helicopters on flowers.

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

Natural gas

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

Solar Power.

'What's PPI and how did you get this number?'

"Frank, I need your help. The computers are down, but I was told you know how to multiply two numbers together."

'With all these mega mergers between electronics and telecommunications firms, I just got an obscene email from the toaster...'

Windmill Maintenance

"For a list of the ways artificial intelligence is killing your job, please press one."

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

Industries with clean energy

"When they assured me the solar panels would look like crackers, I said "What the hell!"'

"Do you remember when families used to get together and fight at Christmas?"

Scientist in the department of energy: 'So far, so good, sir - we've learned how to make garbage out of oil.'

You forgot to unplug the car before we left didn't you!!

Bike powered computer.

"A two hundred thousand foot extension cord? You're still not grasping this hybrid car idea, are you, Mr. Higgins?"

"My battery died too. Wanna talk?"