Green Tech Advocates Gifts

"....And if you need to charge your mobile phone whilst on site..."

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Solar Frankenstein

Environmentalist Brainstorm

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

Solar Panel

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

"Would it kill you to compost?"

Deforestation.

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.'

Landing helicopters on flowers.

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

"In a move sure to revolutionize the industry, Lincoln Middle School is using Halloween candy energy levels to offset costs in November, December and January."

Natural gas

Solar Power.

'Hang on, we'd better leave this one alone: It's a protected species...'

We like crbn tax. Yay! Carbon tax!

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

"When they assured me the solar panels would look like crackers, I said "What the hell!"'

If Ghosts Were Real

Scientist in the department of energy: 'So far, so good, sir - we've learned how to make garbage out of oil.'

Industries with clean energy

Climate Crisis and the Banks

Two insects wave a placard,"Save the planet"as an atomic/nuclear bomb goes off

Windmill Maintenance

You forgot to unplug the car before we left didn't you!!

Bike powered computer.

"A two hundred thousand foot extension cord? You're still not grasping this hybrid car idea, are you, Mr. Higgins?"

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

Igloo with Heat Pump