Green Technology Skeptic Gifts

Looking for a gift tailored to someone skeptical about green technology? Our collection offers humorous and clever items that celebrate their stance, making light of eco debates while adding a personal touch. Perfect for sparking conversations or just embracing their individuality.

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'Runs completely on electricity - generated by a tiny coal-burning power plant.'

'Runs completely on electricity - generated by a tiny coal-burning power plant.' mockup

'Runs completely on electricity - generated by a tiny coal-burning power plant.'

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Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future mockup

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

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"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records." mockup

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

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"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS." mockup

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

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Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose) mockup

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

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March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!" mockup

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

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"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!" mockup

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

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"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

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I.T. Fear

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A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch. mockup

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

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'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.' mockup

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

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"And may I now introduce Professor Muckenspucker, who is an authority on artificial stupidity."

"And may I now introduce Professor Muckenspucker, who is an authority on artificial stupidity." mockup

"And may I now introduce Professor Muckenspucker, who is an authority on artificial stupidity."

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Environmentalist Brainstorm

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'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!' mockup

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

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"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems." mockup

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

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Computer Class.

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The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

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The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

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GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system. mockup

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

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'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.'

'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.' mockup

'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.'

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Privacy

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"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya." mockup

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

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"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!" mockup

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

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"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel." mockup

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

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"We need to rethink our strategy of hoping the Internet will just go away."

"We need to rethink our strategy of hoping the Internet will just go away." mockup

"We need to rethink our strategy of hoping the Internet will just go away."

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How Grandma Sees the Remote

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"Grandpa's not tech savvy. If I want to unfriend someone, I say, 'I don't like you anymore' to their face."

"Grandpa's not tech savvy. If I want to unfriend someone, I say, 'I don't like you anymore' to their face." mockup

"Grandpa's not tech savvy. If I want to unfriend someone, I say, 'I don't like you anymore' to their face."

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Big Brother.

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"You can't believe everything the Russian bots tell you."

"You can't believe everything the Russian bots tell you." mockup

"You can't believe everything the Russian bots tell you."

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"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork." mockup

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."

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"Tarzan no want computer."

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Diner is served

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"Oh, this? It can access every piece of knowledge from the history of mankind and I hate it."

"Oh, this? It can access every piece of knowledge from the history of mankind and I hate it." mockup

"Oh, this? It can access every piece of knowledge from the history of mankind and I hate it."

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No, you tell him the computer says he's wrong!

No, you tell him the computer says he's wrong! mockup

No, you tell him the computer says he's wrong!

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Green Technology Skeptic Gifts Collection

Green Technology Skeptic Mugs

Browse our collection of witty mugs for green technology skeptics—perfect for starting conversations and showcasing their unique viewpoint.

Green Technology Skeptic Pillows

Find the perfect green tech skeptic pillow—bring humor and personality to any space with these amusing designs.

Green Technology Skeptic Prints

Discover playful and clever prints that speak to the green technology skeptic in your life—adding humor to their home or office.

Green Technology Skeptic T-Shirts

Explore our humorous t-shirts designed for the green tech skeptic—wear their stance with pride and a smile.