Sustainability Skeptic Gifts

'I'm doing my bit for energy conservation, by washing at only thirty degrees.'

'Do you really think people will pay for a coconut full of water when they can get it from the stream for free?'

"Sure, ha ha, it’s all ‘free-range’ beef."

Think Locally, Act Stupidly

Jesse Helms - US Senator.

'This is the first hydrochloric factory to run on wind power'

'America uses 20 million barrels of oil a day. Our profits are up, but is it sustainable? Will consumers run out of money?'

'They call for a demonstration in favour of climate change.'

'Father I cannot tell a lie, I have no intention of carbon offsetting.'

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

A man sprays a bug in an organic foods shop.

Texas - Home of Organic Free-Range Gas!

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

Earth stove

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

Global Warming Coming Soon!

Ecology.

'I'm dreaming of a green Christmas, with every recycled Christmas card I write...'

"Is his nose locally grown?"

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

COP29

Leaf Thinks: 'At times like this I'm happy to have a green job.'

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Recycling bottle bank.

'We are an environmentally sensitive organization. We will have to do a background check on the size of your carbon footprint before we can make an offer of employment.'

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

Recycled passion.

Earth Day Summit.

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'