Sustainability Skeptic T-Shirts

'I'm doing my bit for energy conservation, by washing at only thirty degrees.'

'Do you really think people will pay for a coconut full of water when they can get it from the stream for free?'

"Sure, ha ha, it’s all ‘free-range’ beef."

Jesse Helms - US Senator.

'This is the first hydrochloric factory to run on wind power'

'America uses 20 million barrels of oil a day. Our profits are up, but is it sustainable? Will consumers run out of money?'

'They call for a demonstration in favour of climate change.'

'Father I cannot tell a lie, I have no intention of carbon offsetting.'

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

A man sprays a bug in an organic foods shop.

Texas - Home of Organic Free-Range Gas!

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

Earth stove

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

Global Warming Coming Soon!

Ecology.

COP29

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Leaf Thinks: 'At times like this I'm happy to have a green job.'

"Is his nose locally grown?"

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

Recycling bottle bank.

'I'm dreaming of a green Christmas, with every recycled Christmas card I write...'

'We are an environmentally sensitive organization. We will have to do a background check on the size of your carbon footprint before we can make an offer of employment.'

Earth Day Summit.

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

Recycled passion.

'I have trouble believing in global warming when it's so cold that my nipples and p***s are the same size.'

Fish Farm - 'Oh no! It's a skool of our poos!'