Environmental Skeptic T-Shirts

"I remember when there was no damn environment."

'Spending the kids' inheritance doesn't go far enough - we want to bugger up the environment for them too.'

No carbon footprints beyond this point - "Whatever!"

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

Political Parties in Rival Tree Planting Pledges

"As a communist, my great-grandfather was subjected to hatred and discrimination. As a bourgeois-conservative smoker who drives a car with an internal combustion engine I continue this tradition."

Carbon capture and storage

"Son, one day all this will belong to your tax office, your economy-hating environmental wackos and your corrupt political clowns."

Climate mania cuts off

Marsha Blackburn: "No evidence would persuade me that global warming is caused by man! I also reject the theory of evolution."

'I carbon off-set by donating to the Conservative party.'

'I've got an idea. Why don't we just tack on the word 'natural' to our pesticide sprays?'

'I'll never regret buying a Sports Utility Vehicle.'

Yorkshire Water - "Time to take a leak Gentlemen ?"

"Our carbon footprint has been very, very good to us."

"This should buy us some time."

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

"I've been dumping bodies here for years, and it seems to me that the sea level is rising."

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

'I have trouble believing in global warming when it's so cold that my nipples and p***s are the same size.'

"Sure, ha ha, it’s all ‘free-range’ beef."

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

"Sure, it's 'beautiful,' Ray, but where are the outlet stores?!"

Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.

A man sprays a bug in an organic foods shop.

Frankenfood farms: pest-resistant, fresher-longer, who-knows-what produce.

"Martha and Lee are going to be doing our environmental hand-wringing."

'Just stop for a minute. Smell that pine scent. Drink in the view. I don't think we could pick a better site for our 'Mega-Mall'!'

'America uses 20 million barrels of oil a day. Our profits are up, but is it sustainable? Will consumers run out of money?'

"As part of the new environmental policy management want us to introduce a paperless office, and this is how they want us to do it."

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