Eco-skeptic T-Shirts

'I bought this energy saving bulb in your shop, but it doesn't work.'

'I told you we should have protested against that windfarm'

"Although not an unqualified success the climate summit has pointed us in the right direction..."

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'The man at the wine shop said this wine was made without any harmful chemicals, so I added them myself.'

"Brian's a climate inactivist."

I'm now a green candidate. All my lies are 100% recycled from my last campaign.

"We'll be running a lunch competition to see if anyone can decipher our environmental claims."

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

The New Normal

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

Mother nature takes her course.

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

"Sure, ha ha, it’s all ‘free-range’ beef."

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

Population train.

'What do you expect from a child being raised in a paperless society?'

"Our target must be close enough to seem achievable, by far enough so we're not accountable."

'That is some serious alternative energy.'

"The mural reminds them of their natural habitat."

"I can remember when water was just wet."

BP vows to donate revenues from the blown-out oil well to wildlife rehabilitation.

"Son, one day all this will belong to your tax office, your economy-hating environmental wackos and your corrupt political clowns."

Biofuel - a solution or...?

If you left the window open and the light on when I was little, the room would fill with insects...

'They're misbehaving again. What do we do this time? - flood or global warming?'

Make your own bottled water.

'If I had to kill to survive I'd become a vegetarian.'