Eco-conscious Cynic T-Shirts

"I, too, want to preserve the environment, just as it is: acid rain, holes in the ozone layer, lots of crap in the air."

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

The New Normal

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

Biro Diversity

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

Recycling bin for 'short term business plans'

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

Population train.

"To save you from destruction I will now wipe out mankind!"

"Given a choice, would you prefer to be buried, cremated or converted to fossil fuel?"

BP vows to donate revenues from the blown-out oil well to wildlife rehabilitation.

'They're misbehaving again. What do we do this time? - flood or global warming?'

Castaway harnessing electricity.

'That is some serious alternative energy.'

"The mural reminds them of their natural habitat."

Biofuel - a solution or...?

Earth Mover 3000: A not-so-happy God with the humans about to use an Earth Mover on Planet Earth

"I can remember when water was just wet."

If you left the window open and the light on when I was little, the room would fill with insects...

"Son, one day all this will belong to your tax office, your economy-hating environmental wackos and your corrupt political clowns."

"Our target must be close enough to seem achievable, by far enough so we're not accountable."

"I'm sensing that un underlying cause of your anxiety is climate change."

You wait until the polar icecaps melt my friend then we will see who is laughing!

"Yeah, these things smell disgusting, but if you line your nest with them, you get insulation and it helps to keep the eggs warm..."

'If I had to kill to survive I'd become a vegetarian.'

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."