Eco-conscious Cynic T-Shirts

Upgrade their wardrobe with eco-friendly t-shirts that feature witty, cynical humor about sustainability. Ideal for the eco-conscious rebel who loves to make a statement.

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"I, too, want to preserve the environment, just as it is: acid rain, holes in the ozone layer, lots of crap in the air."

"I, too, want to preserve the environment, just as it is: acid rain, holes in the ozone layer, lots of crap in the air." mockup

"I, too, want to preserve the environment, just as it is: acid rain, holes in the ozone layer, lots of crap in the air."

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'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?' mockup

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

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"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?" mockup

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

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"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally." mockup

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

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"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?" mockup

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

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A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals". mockup

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

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The New Normal

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Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner. mockup

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

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Dept. Sustainable Energy.

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"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel." mockup

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

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Recycling bin for 'short term business plans'

Recycling bin for 'short term business plans' mockup

Recycling bin for 'short term business plans'

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Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!' mockup

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

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Population train.

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The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest. mockup

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

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"To save you from destruction I will now wipe out mankind!"

"To save you from destruction I will now wipe out mankind!" mockup

"To save you from destruction I will now wipe out mankind!"

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"Given a choice, would you prefer to be buried, cremated or converted to fossil fuel?"

"Given a choice, would you prefer to be buried, cremated or converted to fossil fuel?" mockup

"Given a choice, would you prefer to be buried, cremated or converted to fossil fuel?"

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If you left the window open and the light on when I was little, the room would fill with insects...

If you left the window open and the light on when I was little, the room would fill with insects... mockup

If you left the window open and the light on when I was little, the room would fill with insects...

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'That is some serious alternative energy.'

'That is some serious alternative energy.' mockup

'That is some serious alternative energy.'

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"Son, one day all this will belong to your tax office, your economy-hating environmental wackos and your corrupt political clowns."

"Son, one day all this will belong to your tax office, your economy-hating environmental wackos and your corrupt political clowns." mockup

"Son, one day all this will belong to your tax office, your economy-hating environmental wackos and your corrupt political clowns."

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'They're misbehaving again. What do we do this time? - flood or global warming?'

'They're misbehaving again. What do we do this time? - flood or global warming?' mockup

'They're misbehaving again. What do we do this time? - flood or global warming?'

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"The mural reminds them of their natural habitat."

"The mural reminds them of their natural habitat." mockup

"The mural reminds them of their natural habitat."

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"I can remember when water was just wet."

"I can remember when water was just wet." mockup

"I can remember when water was just wet."

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Castaway harnessing electricity.

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Earth Mover 3000: A not-so-happy God with the humans about to use an Earth Mover on Planet Earth

Earth Mover 3000: A not-so-happy God with the humans about to use an Earth Mover on Planet Earth mockup

Earth Mover 3000: A not-so-happy God with the humans about to use an Earth Mover on Planet Earth

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Biofuel - a solution or...?

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"Our target must be close enough to seem achievable, by far enough so we're not accountable."

"Our target must be close enough to seem achievable, by far enough so we're not accountable." mockup

"Our target must be close enough to seem achievable, by far enough so we're not accountable."

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'If I had to kill to survive I'd become a vegetarian.'

'If I had to kill to survive I'd become a vegetarian.' mockup

'If I had to kill to survive I'd become a vegetarian.'

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You wait until the polar icecaps melt my friend then we will see who is laughing!

You wait until the polar icecaps melt my friend then we will see who is laughing! mockup

You wait until the polar icecaps melt my friend then we will see who is laughing!

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desert isle shopping trolley...

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Climate Catastrophism

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"Yeah, these things smell disgusting, but if you line your nest with them, you get insulation and it helps to keep the eggs warm..."

"Yeah, these things smell disgusting, but if you line your nest with them, you get insulation and it helps to keep the eggs warm..." mockup

"Yeah, these things smell disgusting, but if you line your nest with them, you get insulation and it helps to keep the eggs warm..."

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"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

"There - now we're environmentally responsible." mockup

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

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Eco-conscious Cynic T-Shirts Collection

Eco-conscious Cynic Mugs

Explore our collection of eco-conscious mugs featuring witty slogans perfect for the cynic who cares about the planet.

Eco-conscious Cynic Pillows

Find playful, eco-aware pillows that add personality and sustainability to any space, perfect for the cynic who loves a good laugh.

Eco-conscious Cynic Prints

Browse our sustainable prints with clever messages, perfect for the eco-conscious cynic to adorn their walls with humor and heart.