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First and last day as oil company spokesman...

Bulltoon: Insatiabull.

''No tarball left behind' sounds good, but will it work?'

'I'll have you know I've put a helluva lotta effort into having a carbon footprint this big.'

Donald Trump as a match thrown onto coals.

A man sprays a bug in an organic foods shop.

"Yes, we're very pleased with our decision to withdraw from the Paris Accord."

Arson causing Forest Fires

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

The New Normal

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

Population train.

"I can remember when water was just wet."

'They're misbehaving again. What do we do this time? - flood or global warming?'

"Hands up those in favour of deferring the firm's environmental policies for another few years."

Biofuel - a solution or...?

They don't test products on lab animals at Earthstone Cosmetics.

"Our target must be close enough to seem achievable, by far enough so we're not accountable."

If you left the window open and the light on when I was little, the room would fill with insects...

'That is some serious alternative energy.'

Earth Mover 3000: A not-so-happy God with the humans about to use an Earth Mover on Planet Earth

"The mural reminds them of their natural habitat."

Home Heating Oil

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

"Yeah, these things smell disgusting, but if you line your nest with them, you get insulation and it helps to keep the eggs warm..."

"I wonder where they nest..."

'If I had to kill to survive I'd become a vegetarian.'

desert isle shopping trolley...

"I'm sensing that un underlying cause of your anxiety is climate change."

You wait until the polar icecaps melt my friend then we will see who is laughing!