Green Critique Enthusiast T-Shirts

Fake ecologist

Nature versus commerce.

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth

"Sorry, Edmund, but this is going to be a paper-free office."

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

'Any chance of me being recycled Doc?'

Climate Summit

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

The Statue of Liberty with a energy saver light bulb.

'Green Peace'

'We finally do have meaningful tax reform, sir. This year's form is printed on recycled paper.'

Climate change skeptics.

Recycling - Perfectly good bits you can't recycle or give away...

'A globe warming party?...Guys, you shouldn't have!'

Planet Earth clean-up of man's pollution

Global warming

"Can I play with your ball, Mister, if you're not using it?"

'And do you promise to honor the environment and live green?'

Dating in Oz

"I often get the feeling that I'm going to die young."

"Lawrence never goes anywhere without his ecosystem."

"...and you've got private use of it, so long as you don't exceed 10,000 mile per annum.'

Climate Change Rhetoric

"First destination: the recycling center to get rid of these cans."

You wait until the polar icecaps melt my friend then we will see who is laughing!

'Single-use' - Word of the year 2018