Green Critique Enthusiast Gifts

Fake ecologist

Nature versus commerce.

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

"Sorry, Edmund, but this is going to be a paper-free office."

Censorship? We Don't Do That Here.

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

'Any chance of me being recycled Doc?'

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

'We finally do have meaningful tax reform, sir. This year's form is printed on recycled paper.'

Climate change skeptics.

The Statue of Liberty with a energy saver light bulb.

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

Climate Summit

'Green Peace'

'I read somewhere that going green would help save the ice caps.'

Recycling - Perfectly good bits you can't recycle or give away...

'A globe warming party?...Guys, you shouldn't have!'

Planet Earth clean-up of man's pollution

'And do you promise to honor the environment and live green?'

Global warming

Renewable Energy. Solar. Wind. Hydro. Bio. No, Ernie, a "solar panel" is not a group of stars that judge the talents of other stars.

"Can I play with your ball, Mister, if you're not using it?"

Dating in Oz

"I often get the feeling that I'm going to die young."

"Lawrence never goes anywhere without his ecosystem."

"...and you've got private use of it, so long as you don't exceed 10,000 mile per annum.'

"First destination: the recycling center to get rid of these cans."

Climate Change Rhetoric

'Single-use' - Word of the year 2018