Environmental Critique Enthusiast T-Shirts

"As long as we're here, we'll always be in the black."

"Earthworms are good guys, and birds are good guys—that's just life, honey."

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

A man sprays a bug in an organic foods shop.

Sonny Bono - Singer/US Congressman.

"How dare you not salute the goddess? You'll burn at the stake for this, damn heretic!"

How many trees were cut down to get the paper necessary to print your book?

Bulltoon: Insatiabull.

The Doomed Character

"And make sure you give me a paper straw... gotta do my bit for the planet."

The World's First Condominium Complex Built on Landfill Created From Shredded Documents

Corruption and Forestry Department: 'All trees are in a very good shapes sir!'

Moose is an environmental nightmare, Nana. I beg your pardon? The beef and cereal in his chow is worth 10,000 SUV miles. But consider his offsets. He cleans my floor with natural solvents. I don't need a power-sucking burglar alarm. He listens to all my problems, free of charge. And he saves me from having to join a gym. SO ... I am not ... reducing my canine footprint.

"I didn't design mankind to be a short-sighted, self-destructive, ravening plague upon their planet. They figured that out all on their own."

Monsanto

Fake ecologist

"Now that my new bikini arrived, I am ready for global warming."

"Long term I'm worried about global warming - short term, about freezing my ass off."

Two trees being cut down, their roots hold each other for support.

'It isn't just you, Wally. We're all on the endangered species list.'

Save the planet.

The Letters Of Jean-Paul Sartre To His Mother

Human Cull: People who don't care where their cigarette butts end up.

"This truck never needs recharging."

Power corrupts & oil-shortage power corrupts absolutely

''No tarball left behind' sounds good, but will it work?'

'I pose as a concerned citizen, but actually I couldn't miss the golden marmoset if it did become extinct.'

The owl and the pussycat.

Where there's pollution there's money

Little Chicken; "The ozone layer is disappearing! The ozone layer is disappearing!"

First and last day as oil company spokesman...

"You'll like global warming because the seas will rise and this beach will be under water."

Secretary of the Interior Paul Bunyan VI

Makers of Pollution Masks

Civilization