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Junk life

"And make sure you give me a paper straw... gotta do my bit for the planet."

Secretary of the Interior Paul Bunyan VI

GOP Environmental Stink Tank - G.W. Bush National Forest.

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

But does he dust anything at our home? Noooo

Using public relations to change perspective about the oil spill in the Gulf...

Entering Washington, DC. Today's Polticial Atmosphere is TOXIC.

"We've made a few changes."

A man sprays a bug in an organic foods shop.

"What a coincidence, this letter complaining about our paper mill polluting the river is written on notepaper printed there...."

Bulltoon: Insatiabull.

"I refuse to be intimidated by climate alarmist!"

"Good Evening. . . would you like to hear about our 'America has too many regulations' specials . . . ?"

"I didn't design mankind to be a short-sighted, self-destructive, ravening plague upon their planet. They figured that out all on their own."

"That's it for the climate news, now here's Cindy with the climate of fear report."

"If the council is convened, I'd like to propose some measures to deal with the catastrophic change that has ravaged earth, leaving us a small band of scavengers."

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

"Before we came along, gentlemen, all this was nothing but farmland."

Pat Buchanan - Political Commentator.

Fake ecologist

Monsanto

'Nice Shooting.'

'I fail to note the significance of rising sea levels here on the 39th floor.'

"I don't care about the money. I just hate trees."

"Hey, hon - they published my article."

I don't know what's worse-drowning over here or roasting over there!

Mom! The maid is hiding dust under Grandma again!

"All we need to do to avoid global catastrophe is reduce subsidies for giant asteroids."

Highway sign: Toxic waste area next 3 miles. Don't breathe

''No tarball left behind' sounds good, but will it work?'

Putin Missile

'I pose as a concerned citizen, but actually I couldn't miss the golden marmoset if it did become extinct.'

'Entering Krentville -Dystopia of the northeast'