Eco-conscious Skeptic T-Shirts

"Martha and Lee are going to be doing our environmental hand-wringing."

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

The New Normal

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

"Sure, ha ha, it’s all ‘free-range’ beef."

'I have trouble believing in global warming when it's so cold that my nipples and p***s are the same size.'

Population train.

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

"Son, one day all this will belong to your tax office, your economy-hating environmental wackos and your corrupt political clowns."

"I can remember when water was just wet."

'They're misbehaving again. What do we do this time? - flood or global warming?'

Biofuel - a solution or...?

Earth Mover 3000: A not-so-happy God with the humans about to use an Earth Mover on Planet Earth

Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.

"Our target must be close enough to seem achievable, by far enough so we're not accountable."

If you left the window open and the light on when I was little, the room would fill with insects...

'That is some serious alternative energy.'

"The mural reminds them of their natural habitat."

"I'm sensing that un underlying cause of your anxiety is climate change."

"Yeah, these things smell disgusting, but if you line your nest with them, you get insulation and it helps to keep the eggs warm..."

'If I had to kill to survive I'd become a vegetarian.'

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

desert isle shopping trolley...

You wait until the polar icecaps melt my friend then we will see who is laughing!