Eco-conscious Skeptic Mugs

"Martha and Lee are going to be doing our environmental hand-wringing."

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

The New Normal

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

"Sure, ha ha, it’s all ‘free-range’ beef."

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

'I have trouble believing in global warming when it's so cold that my nipples and p***s are the same size.'

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

Population train.

If you left the window open and the light on when I was little, the room would fill with insects...

"The mural reminds them of their natural habitat."

The science doesn't prove global warming. Stop the fraud. So why save gas because bad things "might" happen in 50 years? Global warming is hot air. Because we're going broke importing oil from countries that hate us today? Lemme see our talking points. Global warming is hot air.

BP vows to donate revenues from the blown-out oil well to wildlife rehabilitation.

Earth Mover 3000: A not-so-happy God with the humans about to use an Earth Mover on Planet Earth

'They're misbehaving again. What do we do this time? - flood or global warming?'

"Our target must be close enough to seem achievable, by far enough so we're not accountable."

'That is some serious alternative energy.'

Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.

Biofuel - a solution or...?

"Son, one day all this will belong to your tax office, your economy-hating environmental wackos and your corrupt political clowns."

"I can remember when water was just wet."

"I'm sensing that un underlying cause of your anxiety is climate change."

'If I had to kill to survive I'd become a vegetarian.'

A man sprays a bug in an organic foods shop.

"Yeah, these things smell disgusting, but if you line your nest with them, you get insulation and it helps to keep the eggs warm..."

desert isle shopping trolley...