Green Living Skeptic Mugs

A new study finds that carbon offsets do not actually help decrease greenhouse gas emissions.

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

Garden Goddess.

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

Just Stop Boil

100% carbon neutral

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

Global Warming Coming Soon!

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

Nuclear generation of energy.

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

Recycling bottle bank.

The less popular 'Even Smarter Car'.

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

"I have an idea. How about I don't have to eat broccoli until I learn how to spell it."

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

'When I think of all this sunshine going to waste...'

"Say one Our Father Attenborough and three Hail Gretas."

'Is it me, Fiona, or the hole in the ozone?'

Earth Day Summit.