Eco-skeptic Pillows

'I bought this energy saving bulb in your shop, but it doesn't work.'

'I told you we should have protested against that windfarm'

"Although not an unqualified success the climate summit has pointed us in the right direction..."

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'The man at the wine shop said this wine was made without any harmful chemicals, so I added them myself.'

"Brian's a climate inactivist."

I'm now a green candidate. All my lies are 100% recycled from my last campaign.

"We'll be running a lunch competition to see if anyone can decipher our environmental claims."

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

The New Normal

Mother nature takes her course.

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

"Sure, ha ha, it’s all ‘free-range’ beef."

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

'What do you expect from a child being raised in a paperless society?'

Population train.

Biofuel - a solution or...?

"Our target must be close enough to seem achievable, by far enough so we're not accountable."

"The mural reminds them of their natural habitat."

'That is some serious alternative energy.'

'They're misbehaving again. What do we do this time? - flood or global warming?'

"Son, one day all this will belong to your tax office, your economy-hating environmental wackos and your corrupt political clowns."

If you left the window open and the light on when I was little, the room would fill with insects...

"I can remember when water was just wet."

Make your own bottled water.

desert isle shopping trolley...

A man sprays a bug in an organic foods shop.

'If I had to kill to survive I'd become a vegetarian.'